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Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Do you ever have any fear or paranoia of getting caught?

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I got caught on a retreat with my church. The pastor caught me pumping my dick frantically between two pillows while everyone was outside at the BBQ. He sat me down immediately, my shaft quivering with the potential of exploding any minute. He yelled at me, this is not ok, and then kindof pinched the top of it. I screamed, what the hell are you doing? He told me to get rid of the erection and squeezed my head again. Beyond my control, I launched cum all over his hand. I was so close to orgasm when he came in, I couldn't help myself. He freaked, hopped up and left the room. It was never spoken of again. I think its funny, today.

SEXUALITY: Heterosexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: gibber

The idea of getting caught is actually exciting. One time in the morning I was just finishing up a good jerk off session and then my dad walked in. I threw the blanket back up real fast and pretended that I was asleep. By this time I had stopped jerking off, but cum had started to leak out of my dick. My dad sat down on the bed and then laid down next to me. He was totally having a conversation with me like "so how are things going?", "got a girlfriend yet?, How is basketball? It was weird. He never asked me questions first thing in the morning before. And meanwhile I have cum all over me under the blanket and I'm sure he could smell it. Anyways, he left. And I just kept hoping that he never noticed. But now I wonder if he heard me masturbating and wanted to catch me.

SEXUALITY: Bisexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: matt

I'm in my 30's now, at 22 and home to visit for the night my step mom was the only one home with me. She is 16 years older and quite hot. I got there late and she had been drinking and dressed for bed with only panties and a robe on. We sat there for a hour talking and drinking and flirting alittle. She went to bed and I was sleeping in the guest room. Very turned on I jacked off pretty hard and after cumming I thought I heard the door shut and some stirring outside the door. The next morning I took a shower and was drying off when shed came in to brush her teeth. I had a towel wrapped around my waist but got hard immediately. She turned my way and asked me to stroke my cock like I did last night. I did, she liked it and helped out. End of story

SEXUALITY: In-Between
GENDER: Male
TITLE: CD Kay

On a business trip I stayed in a hotel. Being as I love to wear womens underwear, I went out of my room in a bra panties garter belt and stockings. It was very late so I thought I would take a chance and ride the elevator to the lobby and then back to my floor. On the way back up I was jerking off and about ready to cum and the door opened and two ladies were standing there. While they were very surprised they didn't get upset. I got off the elevator, found I was on the wrong floor, so I took the stairs up. What an exciting way to get caught.

SEXUALITY: Straight
GENDER: Male
TITLE: JK

I have been caught masturbating one time. I was watching some porno and was masturbating and my mom walked in. She said what are you doing. I said nothing. She didn't say anything after that. I hate the thought of getting caught. I get so scarred.

SEXUALITY: Straight
GENDER: Male
TITLE: chris

hmm well I almost got caught when I was about 11 I think, well I was in my families computer room and we had a really crappy mouse and a really crappy door and well I was tryin to jack off and then I heard my mom tryin to open the door and so I pulled up my pants just as she opened the door and she saw the webside I was on. well things didnt go well , she talked to me the next day and asked why I was on that website. I told her that there was a pop-up I clicked on(lame excuse)well at least it worked

SEXUALITY: Heterosexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: Kerry

Yes! I "caught" my son-in-law masturbating in our shower. I asked him if everything was OK at home? He said yeah but he has to jack off almost everyday anyhow. I watched him for a sec or two and jumped into the shower with him. We soaped up each other and jacked off each other. I never did that before, but he did. He is in the Army and he said he has circle jerks with his buds and all. We now are jack off buds when we can get together, which is not often enough for me. I am 39 and Stu is 19 so we have plenty of cum in us. Our orgasms are very powerful and our cum flows like all get out. Didn't know what I was missing.

SEXUALITY: Heterosexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: northstar

yep I was caught at school by a teacher (REALLY hot 25 yr old). I was taking relaly long in the bathroom beating my meat. I had a crush on her for like 3 years too. We have stalls but I jerked off near the urinal. She saw what I was doing and instantly turned red cheeked. I never talked to her about it again and I always hung out with her -- cause I liked her. She never said anything either. When I graduated she was at the graduation so I talked to her for about 30 minutes that morning. I asked her if she remembered and said yes. I told her about my fantasy with her and she said a lot of guys thought the same thing. She gave me a kiss afther that.

SEXUALITY: Heterosexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: james

i was just kinda caught by my mom. she knocked on my door and wanted to give me a book I left in her room. I had my pants down and was watching some porno at the time. I think she heard me puting on my pants because when I opened the door she looked at me funny and gave me my book without a word and left.

SEXUALITY: Bisexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: JohnR

Yes, twice,first time was while I was overseas and alone waiting in this other guys car, I got so horny I had to masturbate and when I was done I looked up from the seat and there was a window open I am sure someone was watching. The second time I was in bed humping my pillow and just as I climaxed the door opens, and there is my youngest son who was about 16 at the time, I just had a feeling he knew what I had been doing. I masturbated at work after reading arousing articles on my computer, hopping a friend of mine would open the door just at the right moment, he was a good looking dude that I wanted to have sex with, he never did.

SEXUALITY: Undecided
GENDER:
TITLE: Mangoman

Yes, once I was mastubating in my moms room,(where the Tv is), and I feel asleep after I climaxed. Laying there with my pants around my ankles and still gripping my penis, my mom came home, and walked in and then zipped me up while I was half asleep. Things were never the same after that, and now I have ocassional fantasies about my mom, which I find somewhat disturbing.

SEXUALITY: Heterosexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: Spank

Yes, I got caught once after coming home early from classes for lunch. I finished eating and decided to turn the computer on to look at some porn and jack off. Well, there I was with a raging hardon looking at pictures of girls giving blow jobs when my wife walks in and catches me. She was freaked out, but I just started shooting cum all over the place in my excitement. We talked about it and now she doesn't mind that I masterbate. She has me do it just before dinner most evenings and makes me cum on my food and eat it. Maybe it is her way of teaching me a lesson, but I have to admit I really do like rice, pizza, and french fries slathered with my cum.

SEXUALITY: Heterosexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: Dick

Yeah, I got caught. The thoughts if it still fire my fantiseys today. I was fifteen and my sister was thirteen. I had gotten home from school early, and had sat down on the living room couch with my pants around my ankles and a good magazile in my right hand, and my cock in the other, ready to satisfy my pubescent desires, when my sister and her friend from up the street walked in on me. I jumped as the door started to open, and as my bare ass cleared the corner of the adjacent hallway, I heard her say that I didn't have to run away. Well, after getting to my room, and readjusting myself, she knocked at my door and asked if we could talk. I opened the door, and she came in and told me that she knew what I had been doing, and that she and her friend wanted to watch. Man, you want to know what a bug under a microscope feels like? Well, to get past a few details, we ended up in her room, me, my sister and her friend, naked, and watching each other masturbate one at a time for each other. Something I will never forget. Fortunatley for me, I had never gotten caught by a parent or other authority figure, and no guilt trips were involved the time I got caught by my sister, so no harm done. Quite the opposite...

SEXUALITY: Straight
GENDER: Male
TITLE: Phil

When I was 15 I was masturbating in my bedroom with the door slightly open. My sister, who was 13 and her freind who I thought was really hot were home and I loved the idea of getting caught, thats why I left the door slightly open. Sure enough when my sister went to the toilet her freind walked past and saw me through the door. I carried on knowing she was watching, then said to her that now she had seen me I got to see her. She came in and stripped off and you can guess the rest. I got so horny that day.

SEXUALITY: Heterosexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: Brad

While we were making the ocean movie George and I had few drinks in my hotel room, one evening ,I went to take a shower, when I got out George was in front of the TV with his dick in his hand watching a porn going at it. I wasn't horny, or I might have joined in , But I got a kick out of George's obviously trusting me so much. I didn't mind Watching him finish up at all (grin), he's got a unique technique. I wish my dick was as big as that monster he's got., oh well I got money, that will do. there is a lot of crap on this sight. But really,. it's normal sexuality, male bonding if you will , Sex happens, and it's normal.Right winged Up tight morality is not the norm in life,don't let anyone kid ya. letter rip!I have hundreds of times BP

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